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Meet Bridget Jones —a 30-something Singleton who is certain she would have all the answers if she could: a. lose 7 pounds b. stop smoking c. develop Inner Poise 123 lbs. how is it possible to put on 4 pounds in the middle of the night Could flesh have somehow solidified becoming denser and heavier Repulsive, horrifying notion, alcohol units 4 excellent, cigarettes 21 Meet Bridget Jones —a 30-something Singleton who is certain she would have all the answers if she could: a. lose 7 pounds b. stop smoking c. develop Inner Poise 123 lbs. how is it possible to put on 4 pounds in the middle of the night Could flesh have somehow solidified becoming denser and heavier Repulsive, horrifying notion, alcohol units 4 excellent, cigarettes 21 poor but will give up totally tomorrow, number of correct lottery numbers 2 better, but nevertheless useless... Bridget Joness Diary is the devastatingly self-aware, laugh-out-loud daily chronicle of Bridgets permanent, doomed quest for self-improvement — a year in which she resolves to: reduce the circumference of each thigh by 1.5 inches, visit the gym three times a week not just to buy a sandwich, form a functional relationship with a responsible adult, and learn to program the VCR.